01 April 2014 @ 06:08 am
Up Early . . .  
. . . to drive the De Lorean into L.A. to talk deals.

All that practice writing early nineteenth century pastiche is coming in handy!

Pray, what have I to do with impressment? The skills I possess are confin'd to teaching the globe, fine needlework, and perhaps the harp."

"Ah, it's the awl you'll be plying' along o' yer needle. Now come along cheerly."

"Very well. But at all events I am obliged to warn you: you will come to regret your work this day!"

"Har har har!"
 
 
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Queen of the Skiesqueenoftheskies on April 1st, 2014 01:29 pm (UTC)
OMG, funny!
Blair MacGregorblairmacg on April 1st, 2014 01:35 pm (UTC)
:)
aanna_taanna_t on April 1st, 2014 01:37 pm (UTC)
Perhaps she could teach them watercolours. =D
mamcumamculuna on April 1st, 2014 02:11 pm (UTC)
I have big plans to include Pluck and Plunderability in an English course I'll teach....
Sherwood Smithsartorias on April 1st, 2014 03:22 pm (UTC)
All three volumes!
asakiyume: good timeasakiyume on April 1st, 2014 02:46 pm (UTC)
That's hilarious. I love the "five-finger deal"
Sherwood Smithsartorias on April 1st, 2014 03:22 pm (UTC)
Yes!
suzanna_osuzanna_o on April 1st, 2014 04:39 pm (UTC)
Delightful.
Sherwood Smithsartorias on April 1st, 2014 04:41 pm (UTC)
:-)
Rachel M Brownrachelmanija on April 1st, 2014 05:59 pm (UTC)
I hear Gibbous is getting a spin-off 500,000 word quintology, to be disseminated entirely in tweets. By Twitter's new business model, each tweet will cost only 99 cents!
Sherwood Smithsartorias on April 1st, 2014 06:00 pm (UTC)
WHO SPILLED THE BEANS!!!!
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